Im Not Sleeping, Im Resting My Eyes T-Shirt

Look, if my eyes are closed, it's because I'm protecting them from the glare of your bad choices. I can hear you. I know you're standing there. I am fully conscious, simply choosing to participate in reality at a zero-percent frame rate.

Operating System: Human 2.0 (Needs a software patch and a nap).

Warning: Tapping on the shoulder may result in a system reboot, accompanied by sudden confusion and mild hostility.

Care Instructions: Machine wash cold. Do not disturb between 8:00 PM and 9:00 AM.

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean